the list of places you and stella are going, when you expect to arrive on what dates, when you're leaving, etc. you know, like a calendar???
why do you need a calendar?????
so i don't worry that you've been kidnapped or gotten lost or separated from stella, sweetie
fine!!!!!!!!!1 i'll have stella email it to you?????
thank you wessy. i just worry. you've never taken a trip like this without family, and the last time you flew, remember your ears got all blocked? make sure you pack lots of gum, and make sure you get the kind with xylitol like those cube shaped ones? ice breakers cubes i think they're called?? and make sure you pack lots of extra clean underwear!! even more than you think!! because you don't know if you'll have access to any washers or dryers! and don't be alarmed when you see cars on the other side of the road, wesley! and make sure you at least message me every day! even if it's just on the facebook!
and condoms!!!!! don't forget condoms!!!!! obviously i want grandchildren but you know how yaya feels about children born out of wedlock!!
have fun on your trip sweetie!!!!!